Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Bizarre Behavior Linked To Ambien

From MSNBC:
CHICAGO - Strange behavior by insomniacs taking prescription drugs, ranging from binge eating to having sex while asleep, have raised safety questions about anti-insomnia medications like Sanofi-Aventis’ Ambien.

Researchers in Minnesota are studying cases where insomniacs taking Ambien got up in the middle of the night, binged uncontrollably, then remembered nothing of their actions. The researchers expect to publish data shortly.

I knew it! I should add that I have personally experienced periods of extreme paranoia after taking Ambien. That shit is no good. I would rather stay up all night and maybe get an hours sleep than take Ambien.

Sonata does nothing so there is no help there

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Ready or Not Bitches, Bird Flu Is Coming to America

From ABC News:
In a remarkable speech over the weekend, Secretary of Health and Human Services Michael Leavitt recommended that Americans start storing canned tuna and powdered milk under their beds as the prospect of a deadly bird flu outbreak approaches the United States.

Ready or not, here it comes.

It is being spread much faster than first predicted from one wild flock of birds to another, an airborne delivery system that no government can stop.

"There's no way you can protect the United States by building a big cage around it and preventing wild birds from flying in and out," U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Michael Johanns said.

U.S. spy satellites are tracking the infected flocks, which started in Asia and are now heading north to Siberia and Alaska, where they will soon mingle with flocks from the North American flyways.

"What we're watching in real time is evolution," said Laurie Garrett, a senior fellow for global health at the Council on Foreign Relations. "And it's a biological process, and it is, by definition, unpredictable."

Industry Precautions

America's poultry farms could become ground zero as infected flocks fly over. The industry says it is prepared for quick action.

"All the birds involved in it would be destroyed, and the area would be isolated and quarantined," said Richard Lobb of the National Chicken Council. "It would very much [look] like a sort of military operation if it came to that."

Extraordinary precautions are already being taken at the huge chicken farms in Lancaster County, Pa., the site of the last great outbreak of a similar bird flu 20 years ago.

Other than the farmers, everyone there has to dress as if it were a visit to a hospital operating room.

"Back in 1983-1984, we had to kill 17 million birds at a cost of $60 million," said Dr. Sherrill Davison, a veterinary medicine expert at the University of Pennsylvania.

Can It Be Stopped?

Even on a model farm, ABC News saw a pond just outside the protected barns attracting wild geese.

It is the droppings of infected waterfowl that carry the virus.

The bird flu virus, to date, is still not easily transmitted to humans. There have been lots of dead birds on three continents, but so far fewer than 100 reported human deaths.

But should that change, the spread could be rapid.

ABC News has obtained a mathematical projection prepared by federal scientists based on an initial outbreak on an East Coast chicken farm in which humans are infected. Within three months, with no vaccine, almost half of the country would have the flu.

That, of course, is a worst-case scenario -- one that Lobb says the poultry industry is determined to prevent with an aggressive strategy to contain and destroy infected flocks and deny the virus the opportunity to mutate to a more dangerous form but one that experts say cannot be completely discounted.

The current bird flu strain has been around for at least 10 years and has taken surprising twists and turns -- not the least of which is that it's now showing up in cats in Europe, where officials are advising owners to bring their cats inside. It's advice that might soon have to be considered here.

If you haven't read Stephen King's The Stand now may be to the time to do it. It speaks in great length about how a "Super Flu" spreads throughout the U.S. and it is not a pretty picture. It's pretty fucking bleak actually.

What scares me the most is how this is going to affect our food sources. I mean it seems to transmit more easily to non-human sources e.g. cats (in Europe), other foul. How long before it jumps to livestock. We've already seen how easily Mad Cow is transmitted once induced into the population. Will we be as easily accessible to the AvFluVirus? Me thinks so.

We are so fucked

Monday, March 13, 2006

Quote of the day

"We mustn't confuse dissent with disloyalty"
- Edward R. Morrow



Woman Gets Beer From Her Kitchen Faucet

via Newsvine:

OSLO, NORWAY — It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer.

Two flights down, employees and customers at the Big Tower Bar were horrified when water poured out of the beer taps.

By an improbable feat of clumsy plumbing, someone at the bar in Kristiandsund, western Norway, had accidentally hooked the beer hoses to the water pipes for Gundersen's apartment.

"We had settled down for a cozy Saturday evening, had a nice dinner, and I was just going to clean up a little," Gundersen, 50, told The Associated Press by telephone Monday. "I turned on the kitchen faucet and beer came out."

However, Gundersen said the beer was flat and not tempting, even in a country where a half-liter (pint) can cost about 25 kroner ($3.75) in grocery stores.

Per Egil Myrvang, of the local beer distributor, said he helped bartenders reconnect the pipes by telephone.

"The water and beer pipes do touch each other, but you have to be really creative to connect them together," he told local newspapers.

Gundersen joked about having the pub send up free beer for her next party.

"But maybe it would be easier if they just invited me down for a beer," she said.

Now why can't that happen tome!

What the hell is going on around here!?!?!

From the Washington Post:
Reporters who write about government surveillance could be prosecuted under proposed legislation that would solidify the administration's eavesdropping authority, according to some legal analysts who are concerned about dramatic changes in U.S. law.
You know, on Sept. 10th, 2001 people would have been up in f*cking arms about this. Now, we just take it as just another day. And the neoRepubs screaming that if you talk against this you are a terrorist.

Let's see, government breaks the law and then government makes laws that will punish you if you say anything about government breaking laws. Shit has been getting scary around here for some time. I think they just turned it up a notch. *bam*

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Just a juggling fool

Check this dude out! He like the Forrest Gump of juggling. "That boy is a juggling fool!" This goes to page full of video clips with such names as Crotch Madness, 5 Ball Pirouettes, Bouncing Backcrosses, 5 Club 2 Stage, 7 Ball Pirouette. Crotch madness?!?!? He's doing all of this in a place with bare walls and showing insulation, so this must be a house that is getting built. I wonder if that is his job or his house.

Link via neatorama

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Beautiful Agony - OMG!

From Beautiful Agony

Beautiful Agony is dedicated to the beauty of human orgasm. This may be the most erotic thing you have ever seen, yet the only nudity it contains is from the neck up. That's where people are truly naked.

The videos were made in private by the contributor (and sometimes their partner). We don't know what they're doing, or how they are doing it, we just know it's real and it's sexy as hell. Make your ears blush by putting on your headphones and turning the sound to eleven.

You really have to watch it. It is so hot! People send in videos of themselves at the moment of bliss when you have an orgasm. There is no porn here. You can't see any "insertion". The videos are shot from the chest up. Yup , you just watch their facial expressions. It is so much better than porn.

UPDATE:
Or you can watch it here! TA-DA! F'n sweet bitches


Wednesday, March 01, 2006

How to catch a mouse without a mousetrap...humanely

I had a little friend visit my apartment the other week, and for a while there I was ready to make peace with him and co-exist. But after I cleaned up the place and ordered pizza one night, and it crawled up the side of my chair onto the sleeve of my shirt, I knew it was time to bid farewell.

Here's how I caught the critter:

  1. Get a toilet paper tube and crease two lines to form a flat sided tunnel.
  2. Put a treat on one end of the tube: A cracker and dab of peanut butter works great.
  3. Get a tall (at least 20 inches) bucket. A trash can works well.
  4. Balance the tube precariously on the edge of a table or counter with the treat hanging directly over the tall sided receptacle.
  5. The mouse will scurry to the treat (they like tunnels) and fall into the trap.
Set the fella loose at least a mile away from your abode.

Postnote: It worked within the hour.

From Chris Glass
How fucking cool is that!?!?