Saturday, November 19, 2005

Why I love Everyday Italian AKA Food Porn

So, the GF like to watch those damn fixit shows. Me personally, I can't fucking stand the damn things. It's like watching them steals your soul and kills the will to actually do anything. I hate them! I hate them all! All except for "Everyday Italian." After watching that show for about two minutes you begin to realize that the producer/director/camaeraman/editor must have been into soft core porn. I mean every shot has a close-up and a soft filter or someshit.

Watch as Giada De Laurentiis begins to pull together a simple vinegrette, 'close-up of her grabbing a lemon and then grating the zest'. You can't tell me that she doesn't play in to that camera like she knows all the guys are watching her lick that honey off of her finger. I guess it doesn't hurt that she is smokin hot

Watch it some time. Then go and rub on out