From the Just dang Cool Dept. : Suspicious Looking Device
Suspicious Looking Device 2006
The only function of the Suspicious Looking device is to appear as suspicious as possible, whether carried in hand or placed indiscrimately in public places.
The SLD contains LEDs, a LED array, a character display, an optical distance sensor, capacitive touch sensor, buzzer, and motors.
You know if I wasn' so frickin lazy I would make of those. I mean how cool would that be just annoy the HSA! But now with the new laws you might be made an enemy combatant.